Do you enjoy the frolick and merriment of late night drunk karaoke? Do you enjoy the sound of a woman slowly being impaled by butter knife? Well then, you are going to
LOVE Wing. Wing is your creepy little old asian neighbor from down the street who will invite you in her house and feed you hard candy until your gums bleed; all the while asking you questions of your favorite hobbies and if you like girls yet. Have I got across how creepy Wing is yet? Ok,
this is the male version of Wing.
Do you get it yet? Anyways, pretend that this creepy lady from down the street is so god-awful that someone gave her the chance to record not one, not two, but sixteen albums, all available for your listening pleasure on her website and Itunes. She is an even more concentrated form of William Hung. She really might be the worst singer of all time, all the while being one of my favorite singers of all time. It's almost awe-inspiring how she perseveres in her career. She knows that the music must be heard. Allow me to list some of the classic albums Wing has released.
- Wing Sings All Your Favorite's
- Wing Sings The Beatles
- Wing Sings AC/DC
- Wing Sings More AC/DC (because one album couldn't cover all the awesomeness)
- Dancing Queen By Wing
- Wing Sings Elvis
- Beat It (Featuring Beat It, The Man In The Mirror, Candle In The Wind, and My Heart Will Go On)
So I've established that Wing is a pretty amazing woman; utilizing one of the worst voices in history to reach out to almost no one. But I'm determined to change that. Buy one of her albums. Please. It would make both mine and Wing's days a little better. On a side note, If you tack on three extra dollars to the purchase of one of her albums (only on her site) she will sing to you over the phone. Honest to god, I'm not kidding. She will call you up and sing you the song of your choosing. Even if you just want one song, purchase something, play it loud for everyone to hear, and brighten your day more than you ever dreamed possible.
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